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Princess of Darkness' Journal

Monday, November 12, 2007

11:36AM - what you must do

when you get off the plane in detroit

is dial (313) 386-2111

(contradict me)

Saturday, January 3, 2004

3:53AM - drunken relationship counseling for the night

if you miss me, there are plenty of reasons why--

no one bitches like me
no one's gemini like me
no one's beautiful like me
no one cooks like me
no one's thoughtless like me
no one's thoughtful like me
no one's spontaneous like me
no one is cute like me
no one is tailored like me
no one has a unique look like me
no one is recognizable like me
no one is intelligent like me
no one has skewed logic like me
no one's grammar is like mine
no one's posture is perfect like mine
no one's ass is quite like mine
no one's eyes pierce like mine
no one's lips have power like mine
no one's tongue is as sharp as mine
no one's discontent like me
no one spends money like me
no one gets songs stuck in your head like me
no one is calm like me
no one gets excited like me
no one sleeps like me
no one hogs space like me
no one invades space like me
no one's a princess like me
no one reminesces like me
no one gives in like me
no one's stubborn like me
no one is comfortable like me
no one can comfort like me
no one's tactless like me
no one experiences the full effect like me
no one knows what you're talking about like me
no one matches wits like me
no one gets burned like me
no one can take a punch like me
no one speaks figuratively like me
no one assimilates like me
no one has mean similes like me
no one's words have meaning like mine
no one's disconnected like me
no one dissociates like me
no one's comfortable with themselves like me
no one's easy like me
no one's picky like me
no one's consistent like me
no one is as inconsistent as me
no one dislikes things like me
no one loves like me
no one's indifference hurts like mine
no one mistreats things like me
no one gives teh sechs like me
no one has the fashion pulse like me
no one is as cocky as me
no one has a cock like me
no one has balls like me
no one's a bad ass white girl like me
no one is crazy like me
no one's idiotic like me
no one makes inside jokes like me
no one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston, in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston & no one shoots like Gaston, makes those beauts like Gaston, then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
no one acts stupid like me
no one is down-to-earth like me
no one loves living like me
no one gets drunk like me
no one smokes like me
no one is goth like me
no one is a raver like me
no one is generic like me
no one's a cowboy like me
no one's azn like me
no one's a nurse like me
no one dances like me
no one drives like me
no one's a partner in crime like me
no one is competitive like me
no one plays games like me
no one teases like me
no one's duality is as conflicting as mine
no one loves video games like me
no one is into cars like me
no one is into quality like me
no one likes crap like me
no one text messages like me
no one's online like me
no one can take what they give like me
no one's real like me
no one's awesome like me

but most of all--

no one is me like me.

(13 contradictions |contradict me)